Beginning this week, Big Island Blond will be available in aluminum cans at your favorite liquor store. Though the change may seem subtle enough, we assure you the benefits are too numerous to mention…
OK we’ll give you five.
The Top Five Benefits to new Big Island Blond cans
5. Your recycling bin just got 75% lighter
4. It’s now less dangerous to crush empties on your head
3. No longer are you forced to recklessly tie empty bottles behind a new couple’s “Just Married” car
2. Excelsior Beer now Apple River compliant for the first time ever. So grab a sixer, a tube & some penicillin!
1. Can finally exclaim “Man that blond has some nice cans!” without getting slapped… (maybe)